Which I lost on Friday because I got all fucking drunk and left it at the bar. Damn you, Jagermeister. Damn you straight to hell. While I'm at it I should probably damn the tequila from the margaritas I had with dinner.
But not you, Coors Light. You would never do this to me.
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Literally?
ReplyDeleteOh, yes, literally. Jager, KY and Astroglide pretty much all share equal market share in aiding anal sex.
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